1 year ago • 3,928 notesrikkirpotts:useless-delusions:via statuette
oh my god
Spongebob Homosexualfornicator pants
we should all speak out against spongebob homosexualfornicator pants as a united front.
i actually stopped reading after that. this shit is way too long. i can’t be bothered.
i’m too busy desiring to fornicate with jason sudeikis right now.“i am extremely applauded”
“spongebob sodomitepants”
oh man i am so going to go proposition people with that
want to go jellyfish hunting?
I’d love to engage in promiscuous homosexual behavior with you, as long as everyone is applauded.
also, Sandy the Squirl is living the good life— growing a mustache and urinating standing up in the men’s room.bahahahahaha